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i think there’s like a fucking owl right outside my window
i opened my window and wow thats a lot of owls
THESE ARE NOT NORMAL OWL SOUNDS
I THINK OWLS ARE HAVING SEX OUTSIDE MY WINDOW
You’ve ignored your Hogwarts letter for far too long. They’re resorting to drastic measures.
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this girl in my class sat there staring at pictures of cantaloupes the whole lesson
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People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
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i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
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Just wanted to put this out lol
Sam Winchester VS The Leviathans
Sam Winchester VS The Clowns
Also:
Dean Winchester vs The Leviathans
Dean Winchester vs The Plane
also
Castiel vs anything:
Castiel vs Women
then there’s Bobby
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reblog if u were on tumblr before yahoo bought it
IT’S LITERALLY BEEN LIKE A DAY AND WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TRYING TO ACHIEVE WITH THIS POST
only a true tumblrite would understand. you just outed yourself as a yahooligan. get off our website yahooligan!
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WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me
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I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
pureblood
this post just got 209348451 times better okay
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Message from David Karpeveryone needs to read this.
Fuck yeah
FUCK YEAH
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i think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anybody else to feel like that
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admit it, Sherlock has the best badass exits.
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this is one of the many times when i wonder why i’m allowed near photoshop
yes sherlock gets two for twice the insanity
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